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zeldathemes
I got gumption and I ain't afraid to use it
Julia, 19, Haitian/Filipina, relatively normal college BS Life Sciences student with too many interests. My blog is mostly Tolkien, attractive men who are too old for me, and a number of shows like Game of Thrones and Hannibal, although I appreciate good things in general. Proceed with caution.
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Wewo!!!

izzydoodledump:

All of the completed ALL GROWN UP! drawings that I’ve done.

Dexter’s Laboratory, Recess, Rocket Power, Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, The Powerpuff Girls, South Park, and The Wild Thornberry’s

If you have any ideas for other shows, Let me know!

  #art    #oooooh  

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

  #les miserables  

thisisinmydreams:

So cute^^

  #flynn is a gem    #orlando bloom    #flynn bloom  
  #and i'm in ashes    #goodbye all    #richard armitage  
  #there is no salvation    #not for me    #richard armitage  

When your favorite actor stars in a bad movie.

roubaram-minhas-lembas:

image

  #richard armitage    #christian bale and his early career    #never forget    #also johnny depp as of late  

grandpa pls

  #in this gifset i am thror tbh    #this game speaks to my soul    #i need it    #the hobbit  
musketeertexts:

(807): Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.

musketeertexts:

(807): Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.

  #LOOOOOOL    #the musketeers  

fuckyeahlotrelves:

dwarfsmut:

tankhera:

One of my old cosplays and my brother sporting it for the shoot.

omg !!!!

This is an AMAZING cosplay! Awesome :D

  #woah    #cosplay  
kissmytacoshell:

just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

kissmytacoshell:

just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

awesome-animals-yay:

Secretarybird (Sagittarius serpentarius)

The secretarybird is a very large, mostly terrestrial bird of prey. Endemic to Africa, it is usually found in the open grasslands and savannah of the sub-Saharan region. Also, it´s probably the closest you´ll ever get to velociraptors. It get´s up to 4ft tall.

  #the sasha pivovarova of avians    #so beautiful    #nature  

"I can tell you absolutely nothing about the Battle of the Five Armies other than it cost me some blood and some tears."

  #that tongue thing is hurting me    #like if i were the person interviewing him i would have to have the iron will not to jump him    #and make out him    #and cut his hair    #richard armitage  
notcuddles:

drunktuesdaze:

wtfbadromancecovers:

The photoshop is a step forward for romance novels. The title set women back 50 years.
Editor’s note: Or your money back!

NO!  YOU GUYS!!!  I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS COVER JUST GRACED THIS TUMBLR BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED READING IT LAST WEEK.  I WAS SO ENRAGED BECAUSE I’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED A BIGGER CASE OF BAIT AND SWITCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.  
I read a LOT of garbage romance novels and trawl TPB for torrents like Harlequin Desire - December Zip so I can read more mindless garbage on my commute for the days when Fanfiction is just not cutting it.  I read this one last week and you know what, if it started garbage, continued along garbage, and ended garbage, i would have been fine.  I would have considered the contract made with the Harlequin Romance Novel Demons satisfied as both parties had not misrepresented the situation.
Not so with Pregnant By Morning.  The main characters are a dude who’s the heir to a huge ass Dallas, Texas real estate business—i’m a clueless nerd so I don’t really understand what people talk about when they talk about being in Real Estate Development but WHATEVER, and a lady who is Adele’s nightmare.   Dallas had taken over his father’s real estate company and had married a real well connected lady that he loved and they were like PICTURE PERFECT livin when Dallas’s wife got an aneurysm and died.
Not!Adele was like NAILIN her life, strong, sultry, wrote and sang her own songs, rackin up M-A-J-O-R money when she went in for a routine surgery and lost her voice.  It was horrible.  She has a frog speaking voice now and is SO ASHAMED she can’t talk to normal humans.
They go to Venice and meet at a CELL PHONE PARTY which apparently is a future version of a key party?  This made NO sense to me bc your keys still work for this purpose.  This advances no technology to have someone fish your cellphone out of a fishbowl instead of a key. Also, everyone was in masks, and I think you are either going to have a masked ball or a swinger party but WHATEVER. I don’t make fancy rich people sex party rules. Anyway, Dallas and Not!Adele meet and decide not to take part in the cellphone party and go have a ONE NIGHT STAND in Dallas’s palazzo. 
Then the world’s best thing happened.  They started havin these real deep talks about love and grief and mourning.  They both confess to having real depression and how their lives aren’t where they thought they’d be.  Dallas confesses that he feels trapped and isolated in his Real Estate life without his dead wife.  Not!Adele confesses that she feels like she lost the only thing she had to live for when she lost her voice.  They talk about how much it means to have found someone who’s as depressed and promise each other that they’re partners now.  They will help lift each other out of their “valleys” which is their name for their CRUSHING DEPRESSION.  
They even invent a safeword to get a no-judgment free pass out of a conversation that’s gone too deep.  They are so careful with each other.  So protective of emotional help.  Through their deep and important conversations, Not!Adele begins to think “even though I can’t sing, I can still write.”  She sits down at a piano, and the emotion that surrounds that night is beautiful.  She’s creating something beautiful, helping art enter the world in a world that hadn’t housed that exact art before.   It’s like three in the morning and Not!Adele is racing the moment when Dallas wakes up and I’M sitting there all “Oh my god, Pregnant by Morning is a metaphor.  This Harlequin Romance is CRAZY.  She’s figuratively pregnant with the creative spirit that’s been stopped up in her for so long.  This novel is about two people helping to birth a creation when they’ve both been so sad and barren for so long.  Dallas is going to get his new exciting life.  Not!Adele is going to find new purpose in her new career.  God this is the best book I’ve ever read.”
About ten pages later she’s definitely actually pregnant, and Dallas drags her back to Texas where she becomes a barefoot housewife while he runs the business he EARLIER in the book talked about hating.  What a happy ending. 

This entire review is a gem.

notcuddles:

drunktuesdaze:

wtfbadromancecovers:

The photoshop is a step forward for romance novels. The title set women back 50 years.

Editor’s note: Or your money back!

NO!  YOU GUYS!!!  I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS COVER JUST GRACED THIS TUMBLR BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED READING IT LAST WEEK.  I WAS SO ENRAGED BECAUSE I’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED A BIGGER CASE OF BAIT AND SWITCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.  

I read a LOT of garbage romance novels and trawl TPB for torrents like Harlequin Desire - December Zip so I can read more mindless garbage on my commute for the days when Fanfiction is just not cutting it.  I read this one last week and you know what, if it started garbage, continued along garbage, and ended garbage, i would have been fine.  I would have considered the contract made with the Harlequin Romance Novel Demons satisfied as both parties had not misrepresented the situation.

Not so with Pregnant By Morning.  The main characters are a dude who’s the heir to a huge ass Dallas, Texas real estate business—i’m a clueless nerd so I don’t really understand what people talk about when they talk about being in Real Estate Development but WHATEVER, and a lady who is Adele’s nightmare.   Dallas had taken over his father’s real estate company and had married a real well connected lady that he loved and they were like PICTURE PERFECT livin when Dallas’s wife got an aneurysm and died.

Not!Adele was like NAILIN her life, strong, sultry, wrote and sang her own songs, rackin up M-A-J-O-R money when she went in for a routine surgery and lost her voice.  It was horrible.  She has a frog speaking voice now and is SO ASHAMED she can’t talk to normal humans.

They go to Venice and meet at a CELL PHONE PARTY which apparently is a future version of a key party?  This made NO sense to me bc your keys still work for this purpose.  This advances no technology to have someone fish your cellphone out of a fishbowl instead of a key. Also, everyone was in masks, and I think you are either going to have a masked ball or a swinger party but WHATEVER. I don’t make fancy rich people sex party rules. Anyway, Dallas and Not!Adele meet and decide not to take part in the cellphone party and go have a ONE NIGHT STAND in Dallas’s palazzo. 

Then the world’s best thing happened.  They started havin these real deep talks about love and grief and mourning.  They both confess to having real depression and how their lives aren’t where they thought they’d be.  Dallas confesses that he feels trapped and isolated in his Real Estate life without his dead wife.  Not!Adele confesses that she feels like she lost the only thing she had to live for when she lost her voice.  They talk about how much it means to have found someone who’s as depressed and promise each other that they’re partners now.  They will help lift each other out of their “valleys” which is their name for their CRUSHING DEPRESSION.  

They even invent a safeword to get a no-judgment free pass out of a conversation that’s gone too deep.  They are so careful with each other.  So protective of emotional help.  Through their deep and important conversations, Not!Adele begins to think “even though I can’t sing, I can still write.”  She sits down at a piano, and the emotion that surrounds that night is beautiful.  She’s creating something beautiful, helping art enter the world in a world that hadn’t housed that exact art before.   It’s like three in the morning and Not!Adele is racing the moment when Dallas wakes up and I’M sitting there all “Oh my god, Pregnant by Morning is a metaphor.  This Harlequin Romance is CRAZY.  She’s figuratively pregnant with the creative spirit that’s been stopped up in her for so long.  This novel is about two people helping to birth a creation when they’ve both been so sad and barren for so long.  Dallas is going to get his new exciting life.  Not!Adele is going to find new purpose in her new career.  God this is the best book I’ve ever read.”

About ten pages later she’s definitely actually pregnant, and Dallas drags her back to Texas where she becomes a barefoot housewife while he runs the business he EARLIER in the book talked about hating.  What a happy ending. 

This entire review is a gem.

  #literature    #such a damn shame the book had to go in that direction in the end  

shesagrainofsand:

joakkar:

motherofqueers:

pax-asgardia:

knightlypatroclus:

#i want to be wearing that last one when i kiss the forehead of the patriarchy as i crush it to the ground (via enjoltaiire)

Man, me too.

the top right though omg

the lower right one has a whole fucking universe in them

Top right looks like velvet.

  #damn    #beauty  
armitagefan:

Oh darling, what you do to me…
*love this screen cap so much (x)*

armitagefan:

Oh darling, what you do to me…

*love this screen cap so much (x)*

  #i love you so much that i hate you    #richard armitage